You know you’re a gun nut …

… when you use the space under the bed to store large 200 yard targets.  Additionally, if your two bed side tables have his and her pistols (she has a SIG P239 and I have a Glock 19, true love is sharing calibers) you might be a gun nut.

Banana Crap Pie

Since Bitter got here I’ve been telling her “Hey, missy!  Get your b**ch @55 in the kitchen and make me some pie!”  Well, yesterday as a Independence Day treat, she made some chocolate banana crap pie.  It was so bad that we threw the rest out, rather than torture our taste buds with any more.

So now she needs to get her b**ch @55 back in the kitchen, and make me another pie!

Quote of the Day

From Richard Fernandez of The Belmont Club:

And as anyone who has mis-spent his youth can testify, what constitutes a bladed weapon is limited only by the imagination. A wine bottle rapped against a railing. An artfully folded aluminum can. Forks bent to fit around your hand. Ballpoint pens. Sticks cut at an angle. Flathead screwdrivers. Hard wire. Anyone who works in corrections knows that a determined man can make a weapon out of practically anything.

The implements of mayhem were always ready to hand. What was lacking once was the wolfpack social infrastructure to wield it at random. The hardware remained largely inert until the right software was downloaded to animate it into chopping, slashing and stabbing motions. Maybe what we need is a software patch, not downrated hardware.

Arms control really does boil down to a form of ludditism; a desire to uninvent certain technology, and drive it from the knowledge of man.  The British experiment has shown that this does not cause violence to cease.

Most of us don’t have the time or inclination to learn to fight with bladed instruments, and my understanding from people in the know is that such fighting is likely to result in being stabbed even for a skilled fighter.  One reason the firearm was such an important technological achievement is because it gives ordinary people of moderate fighting skills the same power as someone much stronger and well learned in fighting.  As the old saying goes, “God may have created man, but Sam Colt made them equal.”

Fourth Fireworks

One of my neighbors around the corner seems to have cornered the market on contraband fireworks, because he put on a pretty impressive display.  I heard a scream come from the guy, but I think it’s because he got sprayed with a glittery firework, because he resumed setting them off.  Either that or he’ll wake up tomorrow with a hangover, and no thumb.

To everyone in my neighborhood lighting off contraband fireworks: your wonton disregard for laws against fun, and the politicians and buraucrats who wish to protect you make you great Americans.

June E-Postal Results

We have the results for our June E-Postal Match, Silhuetas Metálicas.  Let me start off by apologizing to everyone for the extreme difficulty of this match!  I scored what I typically score during my IHMSA matches, which is about half the animals, so it was a good approximation of the sport to some degree.  Despite its difficulty, we have some shooters who would make pretty good silhouette shooters if they tried out an IHMSA match.

Class 1 – Rimfire, Iron Sights

Shooter Score Pistol
Sailorcurt 8 S&W 22A
David N 7 Ruger Single Six
Mr. Completely 6 High Standard 103 w/4.5” Barrel
Danno 41 Ruger 22/45
Merle 4 Ruger SSS .22 Mag
BillH 4 High Standard GB
Mr. Completely 3 Jennings J-22 .22LR2

1 Shot at 11 yards
2 An apt demonstration that Saturday Night Specials do have a sporting use, especially if you don’t mind running up really close to the target to “pop a cap” in the ass of the animal, which is about the only way you’ll increase the odds of hitting it. Still, I’d take a 3 shooting a SNS at 10 yards at those little things!

Class 2 – Rimfire with Optics

Shooter Score Pistol
Yuri 161 Ruger 22/45
Conservative UAW Guy 15 High Standard Supermatic Tournament
Mr. Completely 13 High Standard Supermatic Citation
Sailorcurt 11 S&W 22A
Sebastian 10 Ruger Mk.III Hunter 22/45
Merle 9 Ruger Mk.II
LouG 8 Magnum Research Picuda, .22LR w/ 3x Scope
USCitizen 3 S&W 22A
USCitizen 3 Ruger Mk.III

1Shot at 7 yards.  Because Yuri shot at 7 yards, I would consdier him to be tied for first with Conservative UAW Guy

Class 3 – Centerfire Iron

Shooter Score Pistol
Danno 71 Taurus PT-92
BillH 4 S&W Model 39 (.38 Special)
Merle 3 Enfield No. 2

1Shot at 11 yards.

Class 4 – Centerfire with Optics

Shooter Score Pistol
Merle 8 Dan Wesson 10” .357 Mag

Class 5 – Rimfire Rifle, Iron Sights

Shooter Score Rifle
David N 6 Marlin 39 Century Ltd.
Firehand 6 Martini Model 8

Class 6 – Rimfire Rifle with Optics

Shooter Score Rifle
Firehand 7 Remington 512 (4x Scope)
Merle 5 Marlin M39A
Danno 4 Ruger 10/22

Bonus Class – Masochist

Shooter Score Pistol
Mr. Completely 36 High Standard Supermatic Citation

Thanks to all who shot in this month’s match. I wish I could have shot in more classes, but time was limited because of Bitter’s moving in this month, and also, once I got to the range, I realized I had left the bolt to my rifle at home! Otherwise I would have shot Rimfire Rifle, Iron Sights with all you guys. Sailorcurt is hosting the next match. Good luck to all!