New GBR Uncleism

So I think Uncle invented a new term over the GBR.  USCitizen of Traction Control rented a rather large SUV for the weekend, and graciously offered to take SayUncle and I from the airport.

SayUncle: “[USCitizen] offered to take us over to the hotel in the Ford Earthfucker he rented.”

Yes, there’s nothing like taking your Ford Earthfucker to the range to dump 11 lbs of lead and copper each into the Nevada foothills.  That folks, is my definition of fun.

Quote of the Day

From Les Jones, talking about reasons to hate Star Wars Episode I:

Someone said a better name for Episode I would have been How a Bill Becomes Law in Space. It’s as if George Lucas wrote the script after being audited by the IRS and getting his building plan rejected by the county zoning commission.

Indeed.