I’d Go By Bill

If you had this guy’s name:

Wouldn’t you?

6 Responses to “I’d Go By Bill”

  1. Alcibiades McZombie says:

    Thank god he has two eyes instead of one.

  2. Jim W says:

    At last his last name isn’t Smoker.

  3. Ahab says:


  4. anon says:

    Move over ‘Dick Trickle’, we have a new winner!

  5. BobG says:

    In fifth grade there was a kid named Harold Balls; we always made sure to not call him Harry when there were adults around. I don’t know what the hell his parents were thinking.

  6. At my high school was a kid whose last name was Hyman (with an “a” not an “e”). Inevitably, while attending Malibu Junior High, he acquired the nickname “Buster.”