Month: December 2010

Off between Christmas and New Years, but only partially. Too much to do to take the whole time completely off, but it’s an excuse to work from home where I can get things done more efficiently. Since we’re sort of snowed in today, after a coastal storm decided to hit us with snow and wind yesterday until this morning, I might as well get some things done around the house. Installing some programmable thermostats, and in addition to that, I have a leaky shower drain that I’ve needed to fix for some time. Now I have time to do all those things.

I honestly can’t imagine anyone, who upon tasting a Honey Baked Ham, wouldn’t renounce his pork avoiding faith, and adopt a believe system that is more benign, and which allows for such culinary indulgences.

The next few days is dinner marathon. Last night was my Aunt Kathy’s, tonight was pot roast with Bitter’s mother and grandmother, tomorrow is the main event with combined families. To make it more interesting, I haven’t a functioning stove or oven, because the gas line supplying such, which runs under a concrete slab, has a leak. Christmas dinner will be cooked on a combination of a Weber Smokey Mountain, a GE hot plate, a dual burner Coleman propane camp stove, an oversized toaster oven, and a George Foreman grill. Sounds difficult, but you can produce quite a meal with that combination.

My cousin Rob and I, at the Christmas Eve dinner, were going through a big box of stuff from my grandmother’s, who passed away in 2004. I managed to find a really good picture of my mom:

I’m 90% certain this is a graduation photo, which puts her age at 17 or 18. My mother died at 43 of breast cancer, when I was a sophomore in college. The photo above was probably circa 1968, considering my mother graduated in 1969. She had me at the age of 23, and my cousin Rob and I were joking how we always thought our mothers were so old, but you look at pictures of them now, and they were kids. Yet they had children. The picture to the left is from Christmas of 1975, my second Christmas. I still have that stocking somewhere, I think.

I was fortunate that my Uncle Rick had his trains set up this Christmas. That’s one memory I have from years ago. Some of his Lionel trains date from the 1940s, and were purchased at the Lionel Store in New York City. Back then they were made to last. His set up is still quite impressive, and the current setup did not even encompass the whole collection. I have some experience with model trains as Christmas gifts from years ago. Here’s an early scene with my dad, probably from the late 1970s, where I got a set of HO scale trains for Christmas. I would later also get the Lionel scale trains.

We were both a lot thinner then. I had those trains for a number of years, when sadly they were destroyed by fire during my Gomez Adams years.

And that’s not all that far off how they went. Fortunately, I never combined that with my penchant for giving my hamsters a ride in gondola car. They always looked very confused, but tolerated it. They were fortunate my rocketry experiments never resulted in seeing how high I could launch the short tailed rodents, and safely retrieve them.

And here my parents probably thought they were providing adequate supervision.

UPDATE: For those younger folks in the audience who might not know much pop culture trivia, the actor playing the part of Gomez Adams is John Astin, who is the adoptive father of this actor, who’s mother is Patty Duke. He was a child star in one of my favorite movies as a kid, and rather than taking up an adult career of knocking over liquor stores, took up a leading role in more recent movies you may have heard of. Not sure, however, what his separation factor is from Kevin Bacon.

Says Tam:

I would only use my powers for Good. Such as calling in DPICM on those giant twenty-foot inflatable snowmen in people’s yards.

Yes. Bitter and I have been discussing whether it might be possible to train the local squirrel population to gnaw on these things. They seem to get bigger every year. One house on our street has one that could peer into the second story window. I kid you not. Fortunately, high winds have been keeping them at bay, which is good, because if a giant frosty goes floating by my window in the wind, it’s going to seriously freak me out.

My neighbor’s Santa Copter lighted lawn ornament is still in full display, and may be literally taking to the skies if the wind gets much worse around here. Hopefully Santa knows to give it some left pedal as he pulls up the the collective to avoid my car if he gets the proper clearance from the FAA.