Kurt Hoffman tells us about a news story in the Chicago Tribune that suggests that the reason we’re buying up assault weapons is because we’re afraid of a black man as commander-in-chief.
I am afraid of Obama, not because he’s black, but because he proposes to ban assault weapons. They will never give us the courtesy of admitting that our actions might be rational. Nope. We’re just f**king nuts, and that’s about all there is to it. Just those crazy, cousin humping, racist rednecks acting up against. Tsk tsk.