Gun Rights Attack Ad

Here’s my attempt to make a pro-McCain/Palin attack ad against Joe Biden.  Joe Biden deserves a special place in hell.  With Barack Obama, I merely do not like his policies.  He’s a good orator, and a talented politician.  But very little can describe my loathing of Joe Biden.  If I were stuck on a deserted island with Joe Biden, assuming I couldn’t fashion a set of earmuffs out of coconuts, I’d probably throw myself off the nearest cliff.

This week Biden said something that was utterly laughable.  He said that he was raised not to attack people who he disagrees with politically.  Well, pretty clearly he does not honor his upbringing:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2lJd9c-Ufs[/youtube]

Special thanks to my friend Jason for providing the video, and the idea of splicing these two together.

The Western Ticket

Todd Zywicki thinks this ticket has a distinctly Western feel to it:

It feels like Goldwaterism. And I think this trickles through to the worldview of the candidates and then to policy. It seems pretty clear to me (especially after last night) that John McCain sees himself as Gary Cooper riding into to town to single-handedly clean-up corruption and gun down the rascals.

Palin has a female version of this feel to me. I saw one similar point by Chris Matthews talking about Palin–he observed that although women are going to like Palin “men will like them too.” Why? Because she likes men, and peole like those who like them. What does he mean? I think it is related to this. She has a sense of independence. But also, she obviously likes sports (and was a sportscaster), her speech suggests that she likes cracking jokes and being sarcastic but in a non-mean-spirited way (contra some of Jim’s observations–her cracks come across as locker room “razzing” to me). This has a western tinge to me as well.

If McCain actually were going to ride into town to clean-up corruption by gunning down rascals I might feel better about voting for him.  But seriously, I do agree about the western feel this ticket has, and I like it.  I also think it’s interesting that both Bitter and I see reflections of Sandy Froman in Palin.  Sandy is also a Western woman.

New Jersey is This Bad

Last night those of us who shoot Thursday airgun silhouette at the club learned of an air pistol match held on wednesday evenings at the Delran Junior Marksman Club.  In virtually any other state, this wouldn’t really be an issue at all to go to the match.  But Delran is in New Jersey, and in New Jersey, airguns are firearms, and as we know, firearms are illegal in New Jersey.  You can only possess them under exceptions.

One of those exceptions is traveling to a shooting match, but you must go directly there.  You are only allowed to deviate in your course of travel as reasonably necessary under the circumstances.  They get to define reasonably necessary.  Considering I have to travel from work, my course of travel through New Jersey would be direct, but my entire course of travel would not be.  I’d also have to make sure I can find the range first, so I don’t risk getting lost.  And god help me if I have a hollow nose .22LR cartridge floating around in my car or range bag.

I’d like to shoot matches in New Jersey, but after hearing many a horror story from New Jersey gun attorneys of ordinary gun owners, including ones from Pennsylvania, ending up in serious trouble over there for things which are not illegal in any other state, I’m wary of traveling over there to shoot.

McCain’s Big Night

I started watching with Tom Ridge.  *yawn*.  I voted for this guy for Governor twice, but voted against him in the Republican primary because I thought he was an empty suit.  All these years later, not much has changed my opinion, except he seems to be filling his suit out a lot better these days than back then.  Of course, the same charge could be leveled at myself.  I can’t really tell you anything about his speech, because it was unmemorable, much like the man himself.  I can’t believe he was seriously being considered as a running mate over Sarah Palin.

Then onto Cindy McCain, who has all the speech delivery talents of a model who’s taken a few Valiums to help her calm down from a long amphetamine fueled session in front of the camera.  But Cindy isn’t a professional politician, and she’s shied away from political life.  I won’t hold it against her for not being a politician.  For a non-politician it was a good introduction to her husband.

Then onto John McCain.  I thought McCain’s speech was good, but not outstanding.  As senators go, I can listen to him without wanting to gouge my eardrums out.  One thing McCain never seems to have picked up is that shallow naraccism that exudes from a lot of members of that august body (*cough* Biden *cough*).  Tough?  Yes.  Stubborn?  Yes.  Pain in the ass?  Definitely.  But not vain.

Based on reactions of those in the room that were not smelly protesters, there are four things the crowd in Minneapolis likes: America, Apple Pie (some look to have a particular affinity for it), Sarah Palin, and drilling platforms.  McCain sold his brand of national greatness conservatism with effectiveness: “Country First.”  As someone who would really prefer “Liberty First”, I’ll take “Country First”, especially when the other’s guy’s motto is “Government First.”

He played the experience card tonight to Palin’s vigor and youth, which was probably the right balance to strike.  His speech was much heavier on policy.  McCain ended his speech by describing his transformation from a self-centered fighter jock to a selfless servant of his country through his capture and torture.  It’s a compelling story.  McCain is definitely not the best speech giver in the world, but he was good tonight.  I think the Republican Party is in a much better position to head into November than it was a week ago.

On The Radio This Morning

Our local news station, who up until now had been dutifly reporting the various manufactured Sarah Palin controversies, was sayin positive things, and running clips from her speech last night at the Republican National Convention, many of which were certainly not favorable to Obama.  They even ran her rant about how he wanted to raise taxes, which will play well among Republicans and Independents in this area.  She really hit it out of the park with that speech.  Unfiltered and unpaid coverage on a news station at rush hour in a major media market is something that can’t be discounted.  Old Joe Biden has his work cut out for him indeed.

The Palin Speech

Tonight Bitter and I watched Sarah Palin’s acceptance speech for the nomination for Vice President.  Palin definitely has her delivery down.  She even said Minnesota that weird way people from there say it, and she recovered from her one fumble with a grace George W. Bush only wishes he had.  What I did not get from her manner of speaking is an unprepared amateurish politician.  She far surpasses the current occupant of the Oval Office in terms of speech making.  Biden is going to have his work cut out for him.  After 8 years of having to listen to him (the Bush Him, not the Biden him, although he makes me want to gouge my ears out too), it’ll be nice to have someone who’s pleasant to listen to (and look at).

There were a lot of shots of her family.  Her youngest daughter Piper seems to be a total ham on camera.  She either has a future in pagents or politics.  Seriously, these people are way too attractive for politics.  They put the Kennedy’s to shame.  No wonder the media hates them.  They even look good in HD, which is a harsh mistress for a lot of people.  It has to really get in the left’s craw that these people come from small town Alaska, and not an uppity cosmopolitan city.  I am going to enjoy this election.  It’s the kind you’ll want to make some popcorn for.

The chant for the Republican convention appears to be “Drill Baby! Drill!”  I half expected them to erect a drilling rig right there on the convention floor and to get started.  That would have been handy, because Palin’s hubby could have oversaw the operation.  I’m not sure whether there is any oil under the streets of St. Paul, but if there were, I’m sure that crowd could find it.

After seeing Palin in action, I feel much better about the choice.  She’ll be a capable candidate.  Even if this ticket loses, they’d be foolish not to put her up against the Lightworker (who I suspect by then will be about as popular as herpes) in 2012.

Quote of the Day

From Robb Allen on Sarah Palin:

I’ve said before, she’s not perfect, she’s going to have skeletons in her closet, but we live in a time where Jesus himself couldn’t get elected because someone would bring up the whole unmarried mother thing and that he changed water into wine without a proper Class B Miracle license.

Those are definitely the times we live in.   Also, this is just funny.  I don’t care who you are.