Overheard at Obama Headquarters

*ring* *ring* *ring*

Bob: Hello, this is Bob Ricker of American Hunters and Shooters.

Obama: Hey man, you told me if you guys endorsed me, all those crackers outside of Philadelphia would cast their vote for me.  What the hell?

Bob: Look Barry, we’ll help you out in Indiana, for sure.  My buddy Paul tells me we’re sure to deliver Fort Wayne.  And there’s Gary Barry, don’t forget about Gary!

Obama: Indiana?  Are you crazy?  Those guys are even more bitter than Pennsylvanians.

Bob: We’re confident we can deliver the rich Perazzi shotgun vote.  Those guys love us.

Obama: How many of those guys are in Indiana?  Can you really deliver?

Bob: Can we deliver?  Can we deliver?  Is your name Barack Hussein Obama?


Bob: Sorry Barry.  Look, it’s not our fault that Pennsylvania has so many whacko gun owners.  We think we can get you to within at least 5 points of Hillary in Indiana.  At least.  Trust us on this.

Obama: I’m starting to think you guys are full of crap Bob.

Bob: A group called Hunters and Shooters endorsing you?  What gave it away?

Obama: You just better help me out in Indiana!


4 Responses to “Overheard at Obama Headquarters”

  1. Carl in Chicago says:

    That’s some funny stuff, right there.

    But man…do I want to see BHO win this Dem nom…

  2. HTRN says:

    Saying Rural Pennsylvanians have an attachment to firearms, is like saying Casanova was a mild fancier of women.

    One trip to either the Valley Forge or a MAAC show would show just how badly he stepped in it with his potential voters.

  3. Winghunter says:

    We still don’t have enough people across the country who know about these clowns but, we’re off to a very good start.

    And that’s exactly how that conversation must have went, funny stuff Sebastian.

    I have a quick question though…How many of you think that “working class white southerners” may have something in common with the citizens of Pennsylvania?

    Hillary Can’t Wait: Screw’emGate

  4. Sebastian says:

    Depends on which part of Pennsylvania. It’s worthwhile to note that Bobby Lee didn’t have too much trouble surrounded by the people in south-central Pennsylvania until he encountered the federal army.


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