In the name of Johann Sebastian Bach, from which I derived my pseudonym,Â will people please learn the correct spelling of my name. I don’t know if Sebastion is a proper spelling in any language. I can at least accept Sebastard and maybe even Sebasturd (two insults combined into one, what’s not to like?), if you want to go there. But please, for the love of the Brandenburg Concertos, there’s no o in Sebastian!