Confusing Headline of the Day

Manatee market for illegal guns booming.  And here I thought they were just peaceful sea creatures, distantly related to the elephant.  When they outlaw guns, only sea cows will have guns.

5 Responses to “Confusing Headline of the Day”

  1. Robb Allen says:

    Most illegal guns are obtained through burglaries or robberies, and the weapons are rarely sold where there might be a trace.

    What?????? That’s gotta be a typo.

  2. SayUncle says:

    Sounds like an effective way for them to save themselves.

  3. Andy says:

    A few limpets and those boaters will know who’s boss.

  4. mikeb302000 says:

    I used to live in Miami. I can tell you those manatees are a menace.

  5. PeterT says:

    Hell, I saw a pack of them carrying AK-47s and marching lock-step down the road past my property in semi rural Missouri this morning!

    Or maybe that was lack of coffee….. who knows?


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