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I’ve also heard that …

banging some pots and pans together, or making some other loud noise works too.

3 Responses to “I’ve also heard that …”

  1. Sigivald says:

    Raise your arms, yell, and run straight at them.

    They’re more scared of you than you are of them!

    No,wait, that’s bears.

    No, wait, that’s not even bears.

  2. kaveman says:

    I have to totally agree with this fine officer of the law. When I go to the range on a windy day and throw a random target into the air, I always print some pretty tight groups.

    But if I secure that same target with a staple gun to a backstop, I can’t hit squat.

    Everybody knows it’s easier to hit a moving target. That’s why cops always stand still when they’re receiving incoming fire.

    It’s just commen sense.

  3. Michael says:

    Where or who did Chief Merkel get his training at, the police academy for the blind, deaf and mentally challenged. I have heard some stupid statements in my time, this one is at the top of the list.

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