I’ll just borrow ideas from Uncle:
- I’ve never bungee jumped, but I’ve seen Rockey Horror Picture show two times.Â Last time I went, there were two hot chicks making out in the theater in front of me.Â I might have watched that more intently than the show.
- I don’t own a lot of guns by some people’s standards, but probably more than Uncle or Bitter.
- My legal name is 100% Irish
- I got my wisdom teeth removed last fall.Â Dry socket was the worst pain I’ve ever had.Â The narcotics were good though.
- My liver is 50% Irish and 50% German
- I could pretty much repeat Uncle’s line for this one, except I lack a graduate degree.Â And my grandmother did graduate from high school.
- Bitter has not yet asked me to marry her, but she’s been looking at wedding stuff all weekend. (she’s putting together a post on the wedding industry)
- I once shot and killed a bird with a BB gun without meaning to.Â It got in between me and the target.