Your Rocket Blew Up My Satellite

Two of the richest guys on earth feuding over the fact that Musk’s rocket blew up Zuck’s satellite has got to be the most 21st century thing ever. This is in the category of the future I was promised.

2 Responses to “Your Rocket Blew Up My Satellite”

  1. Archer says:

    Great. Now I have a new game in my head. “Radar-Rocket-Satellite”.

    Think “Rock-Paper-Scissors”, for the 21st Century.

    Radar: Cup your hand, palm up, with the thumb outstretched over the palm (like a satellite dish).

    Rocket: Extend your index finger straight up, palm facing you.

    Satellite: Extend your thumb and pinky (the “Hang loose” sign), palm down.

    Satellite nukes Radar, Radar misdirects Rocket, and Rocket blows up Satellite.

    The only remaining question is, how do we include Lizard and Spock? ;)

  2. Nazarra says:

    I was going to ask if we’re Cyberpunk now, but apparently we’ve been cyberpunk for a long time.