How to Avoid Carjackings

Always be sure to lock your car door:

16 Responses to “How to Avoid Carjackings”

  1. SPQR says:

    Aaaand its time for a change of underwear.

  2. great unknown says:

    Mmmmm. Canned meat.

  3. Clay says:

    And another ecotourist gets a valuable lesson about how nature is not the same as Disney movies.

  4. lucusloc says:

    I loled.

  5. Matthew Carberry says:

    Jesus Christ it’s a lion! Getting in the car!

  6. Mike says:

    Last summer a 350 lb. black bear was rummaging around in the garbage can full of sunflower seeds we keep on our patio to feed the birds. I was watching closely from inside our big patio doors, and flashing him with a bright flashlight to see if I could dissuade him.

    It eventually occurred to me that double-pane, non-tempered glass was really not much of a barrier if said bear decided to take a run at me, causing a hasty retreat and resorting to Plan B.

    • lucusloc says:

      I hope part of plan B included a large rifle, even if it was just part of the transition plan from B to C.

  7. Sigivald says:

    I <3 auto-locking car doors.

  8. Old NFO says:

    ROTF… I’m betting they DON’T go back…

  9. Robert says:

    Coulda sworn I’ve seen a Far Side cartoon of this. Another case of life imitating art.

  10. Shawn says:

    I saw this almost a year ago. Or something very close to it.

  11. Ian Argent says:

    Because I love that guy’s flash videos :)

  12. Steve says:

    SNL cold open : Hillary Clinton talks about her email problem

  13. Tam says:

    Yeah, that would have been a Brown Alert. :o

  14. Firehand says:

    Lion backs away shaking ears: “Damn, what was that?!?”