People Will Sue Over Anything

I’ve love to be on this jury:

The builders of the world’s biggest particle collider are being sued in federal court over fears that the experiment might create globe-gobbling black holes or never-before-seen strains of matter that would destroy the planet.

If I ran the LHC program, I’d amost be tempted to send my expert over to testify wearing a monocle, and carrying a white cat to stroke while he answers questions as to whether his nefarious plot is meant to destroy the planet.

6 Responses to “People Will Sue Over Anything”

  1. Dano says:

    I was thinking more of sending Dr. Strangelove…

  2. Tom says:

    They also claimed that the bomb would destroy the earth…in either case it’s better then an Obama presidency.

  3. Peter says:

    …and he should address everyone as Mr. Bond

  4. Turk Turon says:

    He should wear a black eye patch and carry a large, white fluffy cat that he pats obcessively… er obsessively… a lot.

  5. BobG says:

    “The plaintiffs can be identified by their tinfoil hats…”

  6. Apparently before they fire up any of these new colliders the scientists all meet to decide if it will end the universe.


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