Elliot’s “Escort”

Apparently she has a MySpace page.  There are pics up, but you need to log in.  She’s not bad.  Great body.  Nice rack.  Would you pay thousands of bucks to hit it?  I wouldn’t.

UPDATE: Countertop has more, including the picture.

UPDATE: Christina the Stripper, a.k.a. “Ms. Moneymakers” points out in an instant message to me “You’re not really paying for HER. You’re, in theory, paying for a level of privacy/security in banging her.  You could get a girl of her caliber cheaper if you didn’t care about privacy.”

UPDATE: Oh well, she took her MySpace page down.  Can’t say I blame her.

14 Responses to “Elliot’s “Escort””

  1. Turk Turon says:

    “A thousand dollars? I’ll just go find a cash machine.”
    The Dude, in “The Big Lebowski”

    Hold the phone!

    She digs Celine Dione? That’s a deal-breaker right there.

  2. Tom says:

    She looks like any number of other women willing to have sex for money, or alcohol, or drugs, or just for the hell of it.

    I think you’re just paying for the hassle of upkeep on such a golddigger to go away.

  3. Brad says:

    You’re not really paying for HER. You’re, in theory, paying for a level of privacy/security in banging her.
    Well, yes, as long as the tab is under $10,000 or paid fully in cash. Otherwise your banging her aint so private .

  4. Brad says:

    Also, there’s this picture on Foxnews if you’re not into the whole MySpace thing.


  5. SayUncle says:

    And did you get the irony of the latest blog entry.


  6. Sailorcurt says:

    As a wise man once said, when you pay a hooker, you’re not paying for the sex…you’re paying them to go away and leave you alone afterwards.

  7. Sebastian says:

    There are guys out there saying she’s ugly. I am skeptical of their sincerity, perhaps thinking they are jealous they weren’t the ones ploughing it. She’s not what I thought a 1000 dollar an hour hooker would look like, but she’s definitely not ugly. If I were not attached to Bitter, and I had the chance, I’d hit it like the fist of a wrathful god. I think most other guys would too, including the guys saying she’s ugly.

  8. Jym says:

    Everyone on the internet just loves to dismiss people as ugly, no matter how attractive they are. Remember, kids:

  9. countertop says:

    I don’t think she’s ugly, I just don’t think she justifies $5k.

    For that price, she better have a dirtier mind than I do.

  10. Breda says:

    For someone who claims, “I love who I am”, she sure was quick to take down her Myspace page.

  11. Alcibiades McZombie says:

    What was her last blog entry about, anyway? (I didn’t get a chance to see it.)

    Bear in mind, the $4700 included a $1500 deposit to the escort company (for future services) as well as compensation for flying her in from New York.

    So, maybe her normal rate was $1400-2000, but received extra money due to the distances involved.

    I don’t know why Spitzer didn’t just use one of the D.C. area prostitution rings. I guess he believes in brand loyalty.

  12. SayUncle says:

    Lewis Black from the daily show: for that price, you could buy a used Honda . . . and fuck it.

  13. ParatrooperJJ says:

    It works fine for me:

  14. Alcibiades McZombie says:

    It was blanked there, for a while…


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