9 thoughts on “This Scumbag Literally IS a Turd”

  1. ‘”Anytime an alligator digests or even kills a person, it is a state law through the Florida Fish and Game that the gator be destroyed,” Woods said.’

    That sucks…… Wonder if there is any way we could petition FFG to release ‘Poncho’?

  2. Pancho Villa

    ate his filla

    swimming thief

    brought to grief

    by reptilian appetite

    but he paid for every bite.

    ‘Tis a shame,

    though his name

    throughout time

    as regards crime

    will be thought

    that he ought

    not be hurt

    for eating dirt

  3. We’ve all heard of the Darwin Awards for stupid stuff. Maybe we should start using the term Poncho Awards for instant karma.

  4. They should replace McGruff the crime dog with Pancho. At least he backed up the phrase “Take a bite out of crime!”

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