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John McCain: “It Was The Gay Sweaters”

Apparently John McCain has found the reason his candidacy is sinking.   No, it’s not his blatant disregard for the First Amendment.   It’s the “gay sweaters”.

According to one insider, the knit-picking was the crescendo of a tirade by the Arizona senator, in which he blistered aides about the minutiae of the campaign. While many septuagenarians live in a perpetual state of sweater weather, McCain reportedly declared his frustration with being told to don the perceived homosexual outerwear in order to look younger and more approachable.

Riiight… it doesn’t have anything to do with pissing off Republican voters at all.  They were willing to overlook his assault on the first amendment through campaign finance reform, and see past his support for the immigration bill, but the gay sweaters were just too much!

On the bright side, this at least opens the door for Ron Paul to blame his footwear when his campaign starts circling the bowl.

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