My friend Joy brought something back from Portland that I thought was really amusing. It’s called “Create a Commie”:
A pinko variation on Wooly Willy. Create your very own commie rat bastard, then shoot him. Well, OK, I haven’t done the last part yet. Don’t want to damage my pink carpet… or is that pinko carpet?
UPDATE: This company needs to get with the times. Â I noticed they are missing Hugo Chavez. Â For that matter Chavez needs to get some trademark hair style or facial hair so he can distinguish himself from his other role models.