Cemetery got pulled over on the way back from a match. In a normal state, this would go something like “Why yes, Officer, I do have firearms in the vehicle. They are locked security in the back, except for the loaded Glock in the glove box.” A few minutes later, you’d probably be on your way. But Cemetery did the right thing for Jersey, which is to shut up. I find his telling of the story hilarious, however:
But when I met up with my friend, I was still Cowboyâ€™d Up cause she likes the clothes, I realized I stunk of sulfur, from shooting black magic.Â Makes me wonder if thatâ€™s what the Officer was smelling.
Iâ€™ll have to remember next I get pulled over after shooting black magic, that if Iâ€™m asked what that funky smell is, Iâ€™ll just say that Iâ€™ve been eating a bunch of chili.Â I think that will end the nosey business might quick.
Sounds like the right tactic to me.