Your Life in Press Release Headlines

Who wants to have a little goof on Friday? More fun from the Pennsylvania Capitol serves as inspiration:

Rep. John Yudichak, D-Luzerne, showed up for work this week. And he was so proud of what he was supposed to be doing in the first place that he felt obligated to put out a press release about it: “Yudichak Participates In Hearing On Establishing State Energy Agency,” was the breathless headline.

If merely showing up is all it takes to warrant a news release, here’s ours: “Micek Blogs, Has Ham Sandwich For Lunch, Enjoys Several Long Contemplative Silences.”

Try it at home … see if you can sum up your working week in a press release headline.

5 Responses to “Your Life in Press Release Headlines”

  1. ctdonath says:

    CTD Continues Ongoing Experiment in Sleep Deprivation

  2. Mikee says:

    Mikee still at large, National Guard called in to assist in capture.

  3. Mikee says:

    Mikee still at large, National Guard to assist in capture.

    • Bitter says:

      Bitter Ponders Dinner And just because I’m a sucker for subheadings in my releases: Boyfriend had Steak Wed. & Mussels Thurs. – Much Rides on Her Ability to End Week with 5-Star Meal

  4. ctdonath says:

    4PM Update: CTD Still Exhausted, Hoping for Good Night’s Sleep