New Saturn Ring Discovered

Not normally visible, but it apparently emits infrared. White House has issued a press release saying the hithertofore undiscovered ring was never noticed because it has only appeared since his ascension, and is the celestial manifestation of the big guy’s unimpeachable awesomeness. The White House also noted that the next years Nobel for Physics wasn’t out of the realm of possibility for having created this phenomenon.

One Response to “New Saturn Ring Discovered”

  1. Ride Fast says:

    You’re making me laugh and cry at the same time.