12 thoughts on “Breast Registration?”

  1. You’re kidding, right!!? 2 words …Dow Corning.

    Since then all synthetic body parts have been serialised. The courts and FDA have essentially mandated it.

  2. It’s actually pretty standard. Any aftermarket medical devices like breast implants, hip & knee replacements, pacemakers, etc are always serial numbered and registered. That way, when they’ve decided the engineering team fracked up, they can track down the person.

  3. Maybe I’ve been wrong about registration all along. Clearly this is a public safety issue. A career in federal law enforcement looks more attractive these days.
    Being a Federal breast inspector is hard work, but someone has to do it. :)

  4. This is great!

    Then the “news” in local states can publish a list of all boob owners, since it is in the best interest of the public.

    I mean, you gotta know right?

    They’d be limited to 1/2 size increments. Can’t have anyone with more than 10 sizes all at once you know, that might….

  5. So that’s one thing I “learned” on CSI that was true…

    (Actually, though, it was in a Steven Segall flick first… Glimmer Man, I think.)

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