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Photoshop Contest

Anyone good with photoshop?  I think it’s time for a HS Precision photoshop contest.  I will post any entries that I think are pretty good.   Let Tam be your inspiration:

What’s next from HS Precision? A John Lee Malvo Signature Edition AR-15 stock?

I would let your imagination run from there.  Feel free to e-mail me the submission, or provide a link in the comments.

30 Responses to “Photoshop Contest”

  1. Robert says:

    I can’t Photoshop worth a darn, but my idea would be a silhouette of a mother holding a baby, seen through a telescope sight, the reticle aimed at her head, and the caption:

    When Eliminating Enemies of the State, Think HS Precision!

  2. Joe Huffman says:

    I like Robb Allen’s line: “You don’t ask OJ Simpson to be a spokesman for your knives.”

    This fits particularly well because both were charged with the deaths of their victims and both got off.

    Simpson was actually tried while Horiuchi’s government lawyers prevented him from actually having to go to trial but still it’s a really good comparison.

  3. An H.S. Precision line of Jeffry Dahmer signature cookware?

  4. jed says:

    Well, I read Fark too, and I’m pretty handy with The GIMP. Might be too lazy to actually do an image for this one. But my first thought upon hearing about this was “HS Precision: When you absolutey, positively, have to shoot an innocent mother in the face.” Might try it later, blending the FedEx colors in with an “H-S” or something. But if someone wants to use it, go ahead.

  5. Ted says:

    My Photoshop-fu is weak, but I’m all in anyway.

  6. Matt G says:

    Well, I’m not a PhotoShop artist, but you can put a little together with MS Paint, without too much trouble. Here’s my effort.

    http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k29/MattG_album/Snark%20creations/LizzieAxe-1.jpg

  7. Matt G says:

    I don’t know, Ted– your contribution looked pretty strong, to me. Very nice.

  8. Sebastian says:

    I’m liking these :)

  9. Ted says:

    Matt, that’s LOL, especially here in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts. You should add the soundtrack to the Kingston Trio song.

  10. boomvark says:

    I can’t Photoshop worth a darn, but my idea would be a silhouette of a mother holding a baby, seen through a telescope sight, the reticle aimed at her head, and the caption:

    When Eliminating Enemies of the State, Think HS Precision!

    Reminds me of some t-shirts I had made up, back in the mid-90s, with a very similar picture. The slogan on those, however, was “FBI/HRT: Women and children first.”

    Our OIC said they were inflammatory. (In more colloquial terms, he had a cow–or more accurately, a whole barnyard’s worth of critters. Ah well, it’s not as if I’d been in the running for “promotion” to an admin post anyhow.)

    If anyone wants to use a variant of that, be my guest.

  11. Jay G. says:

    My meager submission can be found here

  12. Roberta X says:

    Mine, such as it is, will be found here.

    All Word and Paint, they won’t let me at the good toys.

  13. jed says:

    e-mailed this to Sebastian, then thought, WTF, might as well set up an imageshack account. Hope it works, as I mangled the HTML they provided.

  14. jed says:

    Well, I guess that didn’t work.

    http://tinyurl.com/HS-lon-horiuchi

  15. Jim says:

    Ideas potentially worse than H-S Precision being endorsed by Lon Horiuchi….

    The Columbine edition Hi-Point carbine.

    The Dallas memorial Carcano rifle, complete with “are you faster than Oswald” edition stopwatch.

    Hale-Bopp koolaid.

  16. tom says:

    I just mailed back 2 H-S rem stocks to Midway USA as I hadn’t opened the boxes yet.

  17. DaveP. says:

    No photoshop, but here’s mine:

    (photo of a HS Precision rifle)
    caption: Here’s what Lon Horiuchi carries.

    supcaption, larger type: SHOULDN’T YOU BE USING SOMETHING BETTER?
    (name of pretty much any precision rifle amnufacturer here).

  18. Tim says:

    First time using photoshop in years.

    Here is Robert’s idea:

    http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9632/hsprecisioncopygc8.jpg

  19. Robert says:

    Thank you, Tim. You did a masterful job.

    Robert

  20. socalserf says:

    Hey folks,
    I would like to start a facebook group “Shun H-S Precision”.
    Could I get permission to use anyones art work?
    Strickly for non commercial humiliation purposes!
    How ’bout it?

  21. Tim says:

    Go ahead and use it! Spread the humiliation!

  22. Mopar says:

    I dont think anyone would mind as long as proper credit is given.

  23. Jay G. says:

    I don’t mind at all. Like Mopar said, as long as credit is given…

  24. Socalserf says:

    Thanks everyone. Here is a link to the Facebook group were it will be posted. If it doesn’t met your approval let me know and I will delete them. Thanks again!

  25. Socalserf says:

    Ops-http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=42737227125

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