3 thoughts on “Ban Matches! It’s for the Children”

  1. Smokey the Bear is just like Joe Camel.

    When kids see a cute, anthropomorphic bruin they just have to light matches and improperly start campfires.

    Those grill lighters are the real assault matches. Just pull a trigger and the flame will appear.

  2. I can see it now – only 5 matches to a book, “strike-anywhere” match tips banned, striker strips transferrable with $200 tax stamp, etc.

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