Bigfoot in Pennsylvania

The bigfoot folks are going wild over a sighting in Pennsylvania, which they suggest is a juvenile sasquatch. The Pennsylvania Game Commission says it’s a bear with a severe case of mange. Clearly this is a conspiracy by biologists to cover up the existence of the sasquatch!

12 Responses to “Bigfoot in Pennsylvania”

  1. Alcibiades McZombie says:

    I notice the word “panic” appeared in the second article. Why would anyone panic over bigfoot? Is he trying to take over the world?

  2. BobG says:

    Hell, I remember a couple of hippies back in the late sixties that looked wilder than that…

  3. sam says:

    hmmm, and on THR we just had a “what caliber for bigfoot” thread

  4. DirtCrashr says:

    Yes, but what does Ron Paul say it is?

  5. By the way, the first link isn’t working for me.

  6. straightarrow says:

    Uh, could it be that global warming is causing (is it bigfoots or bigfeet) sasquatches to seek out new ranges to roam?

  7. Itsamyth says:

    Its not big foot! Its just New Jersey Ceasefires annual back to nature weekend, If you looked like that you would be attempting to make life miserable for everyone else

  8. Tami says:

    OK people….Queston….. how many of you actually believe that you are looking at a photo of a mangy bear????? Notice the legnth of the legs? are we to believe that it is a 6 ft tall mangy bear? Why are scientists covering this up????

  9. Sebastian says:

    Because there’s nothing to cover up. The PGC biologists determined it was a mangy bear. I’m going to guess, just a guess here, since they work with wildlife on a daily basis, they are a bit more qualified to make this determination than your typical kook on the internet.

  10. Why are scientists covering this up????

    That’s almost a good question (aside from the inordinate number of question marks). Here is the question improved:

    “What possible motive would scientists have to perpetrate a cover-up?”

  11. Alcibiades McZombie says:

    Everyone knows that bigfoot took out the Hindenberg. That’s why the government has to keep people from finding him; the whole cover story would be blown, otherwise.

  12. baby krieg says:

    why would u belive its bigfoot any ways tell u the truth its all a mis understanding some back in the days thought its looked liked a human buthe sayes hes mis staking it for a bear so its all i lie!!!! there is no bigfoot in this world if there is just leave it alone let it have its peace”let it be unknown we dont have to discover every thing in this world some things are better left alone”!!!!!!!!!


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