Fun Facts About Me

I was reminded of something peculiar about myself when I was riding into work today.   When I see a dead animal, in this case a raccoon tits up on the side of the road, with it’s little raccoon feet sticking up into the air, I think it’s really funny and can’t help but giggling.

I guess I should feel guilty about this, but let’s face it, if you were in the same situation, and a raccoon could laugh at you, it would.  It’s unfortunate that animals have to die for my amusement, but I figure all the people who think that’s a sad spectacle kind of balances it all out.

6 Responses to “Fun Facts About Me”

  1. Ahab says:

    I make blog posts about shooting cats with civil war artillery. I think you’re in pretty good company here.

  2. BobG says:

    If a raccoon saw you dead on the side of the road, the little bastard would probably try to eat you. (I have NO use for the obnoxious little vermin)

  3. Alcibiades says:

    I think the animals want to die. A few weeks back I saw a groundhog on the shoulder-line of the highway, fully alive and sunning itself, oblivious of the danger.

    I think it was destined to be hit by a truck.

  4. straightarrow says:

    We once passed a dead armadillo on the shoulder of the road and I couldn’t help but notice that all four feet were on the same exact plane. I remarked to my wife that we could put a plate of glass on them and have a unique coffee table.

    She has looked at me strangely ever since, but she laughed her ass off in the moment.

  5. alex. says:

    Raccoon? Fire at will! Them bastards wear masks for a reason, and it ain’t good.

  6. triticale says:

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To show the raccoon that it could be done.