Who wants to have a little goof on Friday? More fun from the Pennsylvania Capitol serves as inspiration:
Rep. John Yudichak, D-Luzerne, showed up for work this week. And he was so proud of what he was supposed to be doing in the first place that he felt obligated to put out a press release about it: “Yudichak Participates In Hearing On Establishing State Energy Agency,” was the breathless headline.
If merely showing up is all it takes to warrant a news release, here’s ours: “Micek Blogs, Has Ham Sandwich For Lunch, Enjoys Several Long Contemplative Silences.”
Try it at home … see if you can sum up your working week in a press release headline.
CTD Continues Ongoing Experiment in Sleep Deprivation
Mikee still at large, National Guard called in to assist in capture.
Mikee still at large, National Guard to assist in capture.
Bitter Ponders Dinner And just because I’m a sucker for subheadings in my releases: Boyfriend had Steak Wed. & Mussels Thurs. – Much Rides on Her Ability to End Week with 5-Star Meal
4PM Update: CTD Still Exhausted, Hoping for Good Night’s Sleep