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Pizza Delivery

Pizza guys are typically the last people you want to rob if you’re a criminal in Philadelphia.  Especially if they aren’t running pizzas from a major chain.  Somehow criminals don’t seem to get this message.  Every month or so there’s a story of a pizza man getting robbed, and the robber getting his ass shot.  This is the way it should be, of course, but you’d think after a while they’d try to rob an easier target, like armored car drivers.

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2 Responses to “Pizza Delivery”

  1. Jake says:

    “Every month or so there’s a story of a pizza man getting robbed, and the robber getting his ass shot. This is the way it should be, of course[...]“

    Thats not the way it should be. The pizza guys should be aiming for center of mass, not the lower cheeks.

  2. Cargosquid says:

    Believe me, as a former armored car guard, if you can steal it without threatening our lives, we could give a rat’s ass about the money…..

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