Bitter: “Umm… there’s ammunition under the microwave.”
Sebastian: “What caliber?”
Bitter takes a pen and sweeps it out from under the microwave. Turns out it was a piece of expended ICC brass from Blackwater. Must have gotten away from me when I was using the kitchen sink to clean all the dirt out of the brass I picked up before tumbling it.
Alright, I laughed at the part about ‘ammunition under the microwave’ (when you have ammunition under the microwave, it’s f*cking EVERYWHERE)
But then, for you to ask, “what caliber”??? THAT is priceless !!