Apparently one of the Writers on the HuffPo stabbed her former lover to death with an assault screwdriver (i.e. phillips head, or double vodka, depending on context). Two hundred and twenty two times! She then shot herself. I anxiously await her colleague at the HuffPo, Paul Helmke, to condemn this senseless act of screwdriver violence.
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Nah he’ll blame it all on the gun she shot herself with. Not only did it kill her but it made her stab her partner as well!
Actually quite tragic, but one can point out that even in this case. A firearm was used by someone in order to stop a known murderer (even if that person was herself).
The article said she recently stopped drinking coffee.
Will there be any call to regulate those deadly assault lattes?
I think not.
The original version also had commentary on how much she hated the United States. No, I’m not kidding.
What the hell was a writer at HuffPo doing with a gun in the first place?