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What’s On the Menu

Cam has an interesting sample of some of the requirements the Democrats are imposing on caterers to serve their convention.  Why the hell would anyone want these dour idiots controlling the country?  Just for contrast, some of the things seen off the floor of the NRA Exhibit hall:

  • Pork BBQ
  • Baked Beans
  • Ice Cream Cone Taco (seriously, with sour cream and all)
  • German Roasted Nuts
  • Burgers and Dogs

Real food for real people.  Sounds like the Democratic National Convention will be about as much fun as trying to pick a restaurant with a Vegan.

5 Responses to “What’s On the Menu”

  1. Breda says:

    dude, I would eat that ice cream cone taco for breakfast.

  2. Rustmeister says:

    It needed a cherry tomato on top, then it would have been perfect.

  3. Laughingdog says:

    Picking a restaurant with a Vegan around is easy. You just start by saying “We’ll see you after dinner.” Ideally, if you do that enough, they’ll stop trying to hang out with you. :)

  4. Alcibiades McZombie says:

    99% of food is organic. The remainder is composed of minerals such as calcium, iron, zinc, etc.

    “Buy Local” must be tough for Alaskans. They’d have to eat clubbed-baby-seal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

  5. Sebastian says:

    Mmm… clubbed baby seal. So delicious. So…. tender.

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