An anti-gun gun group wants everyone to know that guns don’t really protect you from criminal assault. Really. Miguel says that this new incredible tip from the anti-gun groups must be spread far and wide, and he’s going to start helping them out:
I am sending this to every law enforcement department in the nation and to the Defense Department too. Weâ€™ve been doing it wrong all this time!
In a monthâ€™s time, every cop in the nation will be carrying a rubber ducky instead of a sidearm. â€œStop or Iâ€™ll squeak!â€ will be the new call to armsâ€¦wait, not armsâ€¦ oh hell, never mind.