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It is Time for Me to Set Higher Goals

I work at a small biotech company, and though we haven’t produced anything yet of note, have had some minor successes, and minor failures, and I’m just an IT guy whose supports researchers,  I now believe this qualifies me for the Nobel Prize in Medicine. I hope the committee will be contacting me shortly.

4 Responses to “It is Time for Me to Set Higher Goals”

  1. Bitter says:

    I agree. We both should set higher goals. I’ll nominate you for the prize in medicine. In the meantime, you should nominate me for the Nobel Prize for Literature. After all, we did just publish the very first edition of the silhouette shooting program newsletter last night.

  2. DirtCrashr says:

    I plan on getting a job again when the economic conditions improve, meanwhile I have 6 patents on tv-guides that don’t make me any money and could use a cool million to benefit humanity! (I’m gonna get a parakeet and name it Humanity.)

  3. Linoge says:

    Given that (allegedly) all of us gun nuts who dare to carry firearms in public are nothing more than raving lunatics just desperate for our chances to riddle other people with holes for no good reason, I figure any firearm-carrier who has not done so should get a Nobel Prize at this point…

  4. Steve says:

    You get my vote.

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