Pretty horrifying 911 call of a woman who had her pet chimp kill a friend.Â David points out:
But let’s forget the pundits and persuaders for a moment and just ask ourselves two basic questions:
Or would I rather be useless, and stand shrieking and blubbering helplessly into a telephone while some government worker on the other end of the line tells me to calm down?
If that were my loved one being mauled, having her face ripped off, being rended limb-from-limb, would I want to have the most effective means at my disposal to immediately save her?
I would imagine their solution would be to ban chimps.