Artery Clogging Goodness

I see Tam has discovered the unmitigated joy of the Brazilian Steakhouse.  I went to one in New Hampshire with friends a few years ago and though I had died and gone to heaven, only instead of spending an eternity with Jesus, I would spend it with “our servers providing continuous table side service, gallantly walking among the dining room with sizzling skewers of the hottest, most delicious rotisserie-cooked meat. Every bite is perfection.”  I thought suggesting their servers were gallant was a pretty bold statement, but afterward, I had to agree, they were pretty damned gallant.

There’s one in Philadelphia I’ve been meaning to go to, but I need to starve myself for a few days beforehand, so there’s room for all that delicious meat.  Maybe I’ll take Bitter there to celebrate when she gets a job finally.  If you have a Brazilian steakhouse in your city, go.  You can find it by following in the opposite direction from the fleeing vegans and PETA members.

4 Responses to “Artery Clogging Goodness”

  1. joated says:

    No! No! No! Starving ones self will not work. One must rather stuff ones self for several days to distend the stomach and then fast for a mere 24 hours before venturing forth to enjoy the meal of a life time.

  2. Sebastian says:

    Thanks for the tip! I guess I should lose 10 lbs so I can some room to gain it back in that instance :)

  3. kirk says:

    We have a Fogo de Chão in down town baltimore… Very yummy… a bit spendy but well worth it.

    Meat, its dinner…

  4. I am have been to Fogo ds Chao, in Baltimore. Hoping to find one in New York. I was once told, “Don’t lose weight, because there is just more of you to love!” I am standing by this :)