NRA Humor

Seen on a forum:

I’ve tossed around the idea of a life membership before but I’m terrified of receiving a notice that my life membership is about to expire and the only way to prevent it is to send more money!

4 Responses to “NRA Humor”

  1. Dave thA says:

    If it would stop the incessant mail, it might be worth it.

    How about a “send us an extra $20 and we won’t send you anything for a whole year” promotion – I might even bite…

  2. Bitter says:

    The mail serves a purpose. Remember that everytime you aren’t giving, someone else is.

    I don’t really get much mail since signing on to pay off a life membership at $25/quarter for 7 years. I guess they know a) I’m dedicated because I’m signing on for life, and b) I’m not rich because I’m on the installment plan. :)

  3. Dave thA says:

    I’m not against effective use of mail to raise money. It clearly works.

    I think I’m all paid up a few years ahead now, mainly in response to that mail.

    Just I would rather be able to opt out of membership mailings for a bit so they can use the money for something more productive.

  4. Sebastian says:

    For the record:

    Q: How can I reduce the amount of mail I receive from the NRA?

    A: Simply email us at or dial 800-NRA-3888 and request to be placed on the “Do Not Promote” list. This will significantly reduce the amount of mail you receive without affecting important mailings, magazine service, or your membership renewal.