Bitter was telling me she saw the Kissmobile today, and all I’m thinking of is a van or bus driven by these guys:

But it turns out it was just the Hershey Kissmobile.  Seriously, take a look at the Kissmobile:


How fast do you think that thing can go?  I’m wondering, because I think the funniest thing in the world would be for someone to steal the Kissmobile and take it on a high speed chase with the police.  On a slow news day, you couldn’t really write better stuff.   It would be even more funny if the panels were to come off at high speed revealing chocolaty goodness underneath.  Imagine a spectacular crash at the end, that spills Hershey’s kisses all over the highway, with the highway patrol having to shoe small children away from the scene.

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