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Hammer Attack

In New York City. Clearly Bloomberg isn’t doing enough to combat hammer violence. Maybe there should be some kind of licensing, both to own and carry a hammer. You’d think from much of the rhetoric of our opponents that man was never violent until the invention of the firearm.

2 Responses to “Hammer Attack”

  1. Zermoid says:

    Makes as much, if not more, sense than Bloomie’s other laws.

  2. Alpheus says:

    Yeah, this kind of thing hits close to home for me. When I was a missionary in Great Britain, my companion and I were mugged. About a week later, my companion was talking to someone who was rather sad: he had a friend who died about a week earlier.

    Turned out, this person’s friend was killed in a mugging. His head was smashed in with a hammer.

    Who needs a gun when you have a hammer and a handful of fellow hooligans? Heck, who needs a hammer when you have a handful of fellow hooligans?

    (Of course, we know the answer to this question, don’t we? The person being mugged!)

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