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Plot Thwarted

I am happy to see the English Canadians not falling for this ploy to reclaim the French parts of North America for France. Clearly the first step was registering all the guns of the English folk. Now the plot has been thwarted! Citizens of Illinois, Iowa, Missouri, Nebraska, Oklahoma, and Louisiana (among others) can sleep better tonight knowing that Alberta has your back, and isn’t giving up an inch to the damned Frenchies!

3 Responses to “Plot Thwarted”

  1. Melancton Smith says:

    They seek him here, they seek him there, those Frenchies seek him everywhere!

  2. Wolfwood says:

    Well, the article is ambiguous. It talks about “favouring” something or another; this is either a bad misspelling or may not in fact be an actual word at all. Is there anyone around here who can translate Canadian?

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