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War Against Sharp Pointy Things Continues

In Philadelphia, wasting valuable police resources fighting the scissor menace in our public schools.

2 Responses to “War Against Sharp Pointy Things Continues”

  1. Wyatt Earp says:

    To quote Santa from A Christmas Story: “You’ll poke your eye out, kid!”

  2. teqjack says:

    There is a movement afoot to prohibit sharp pointy things (I think they are called “knives”) for – wait for it – your kitchen.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7508404.stm

    Note however that a doctor’s scalpel, being under the usual delimitation (as in Boston MA) of three inches, would not be banned. Dinner-table “steak” pointy-things would be banned.

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