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About As Exciting as Root Canal

Rick Santorum launches his Presidential bid. He’s not Mike Huckabee. That’s about the only good thing I can say about him.

A favorite among Republican social conservatives, Santorum, 53, reiterated a stump speech he has delivered for nearly a year in the early voting states. The central theme of his campaign is that God — not government — grants people their rights.

And Rick Santorum will the the first in line to tell you exactly which of those rights God does, and doesn’t grant. This is going to be long primary season. God help us.

9 Responses to “About As Exciting as Root Canal”

  1. Freiheit says:

    Santorum is completely unelectable thanks to Dan Savage, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum

  2. mariner says:

    It won’t be long for Santorum.

  3. David says:

    Has he raised enough to even afford a bus ticket to tour New England?

  4. Roberta X says:

    Santorum is completely unelectable thanks to Rick Santorum.

    Savage’s treatment of him was crude and disgusting — and Rick earned it, fair and square.

    It’s guys like him who keep me voting Libertarian.

  5. Wes says:

    I did not vote for Santorum during his last Senatorial run, and I won’t vote anything but NO for him for any future office at any level, even doggy catcher.

  6. Sage Thrasher says:

    “And Rick Santorum will the the first in line to tell you exactly which of those rights God does, and doesn’t grant.”

    Yeah, there’s the rub.

  7. Jujube says:

    How many social conservatives are running now? Wouldn’t one be enough?

  8. Ian Argent says:

    Hopefully all the SoCons can fratricide each other

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