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Phoenix, Not Philly

It would appear that Philadelphia is making a play to grab the 2012 Democratic National Convention.  Phoenix is also submitting a bid, though they will also try to get the Republican National Convention.

Here’s hoping that the Democrats find the desert air refreshing enough to choose Phoenix.  It comes with our endorsement as a great convention city.  If Phoenix wins, it means that I won’t have to go on vacation to avoid the added stench of dirty hippie blended with corruption.

3 Responses to “Phoenix, Not Philly”

  1. Eseell says:

    No really, you can have them.

  2. Murgy says:

    Please. No. Hippies (or Dems, or Libtards)! The temp will be 120°, the traffic will be abysmal, and the state IQ will drop 30 points! Please, keep them back east! :)

  3. gator says:

    Philly, not Phoenix, thankyouverymuch.

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