Bitter has tagged me to blog about 5 things people don’t know about me. I’ll give it the old college try:
- I have a few chick flicks in my movie collection. Some of them aren’t my fault, but some of them are.
- I am not gay, but I do like some show tunes.
- I also think the NRA museum is a great place to go on a date, and I have done it.
- In addition to being a shooter and firearms collector, I am also a home brewer.
- I don’t care what other people say about Chelsea Clinton being fugly, I’d hit it.
I think I’m supposed to tag people, but screw that.
I think somebody already hit Chelsea Clinton…in the face!
Let’s see, I knew you were a home brewer, I knew you liked show tunes, I knew you didn’t think Chelsea Clinton was ugly, but chick flicks…I mean, dude, WTF? :)
I personally like chick flicks, I love romantic comedies, romance, and sweet movies that bring tears to my eyes. I will stomp a mudhole in your ass if you suggest I am gay, then I will kick it dry. I don’t hate gay folks, but my wife and 5daughters and three sons do not need you running your mouth about that which you know nothing. My wife is the opposite, if somebody hasn’t been gutted in the first 3 minutes she loses interest in the movie. The difference between us? She’s never seen it for real.
I don’t like musicals or show tunes. I still think Westside Story was the goddamn dumbest Oscar winner there ever was, just in front of Citizen Kane.
I don’t homebrew, because I am not much of a beer drinker and I can’t make cheap whiskey, which I love, as cheaply as I can buy it.
I don’t think the NRA museum is a good date, but the shooting range is. (I hate crowds) [unless it is a crowd of women who think I am wonderful] has never happened but I can hope.
I don’t think Chelsea Clinton is ugly, she wasn’t pretty at the age that no girls are really pretty, but she wasn’t and isn’t ugly. I am way too old to do anything with her but offer grandfatherly advice. If I thought she would take it. I would tell her to change her last name and lose the two losers she had for parents.
I have a lot of chick flicks, want to make something of it? There’s plenty of that ugly shit out there. I like happy endings, even when they aren’t real.