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Carry Your Guns, Folks: Robbery in My ‘Hood

I live about six miles north of Philadelphia, in a quiet suburban community made up of a mix of tradesmen, business owners, and professionals (i.e. pretty much the demographic that tends to have a relatively high level of gun ownership and who tend also tend to get LTCs). Crime is relatively rare around here. Last night Bitter  heard helicopters hovering loudly around the house. I started falling asleep in my chair around 9:30 last night, so I headed up to bed and missed all the fun. Helicopter noise isn’t that unusual to us, because we’re right near I-95. A good pileup on the highway will bring them out. But this time it was not a pileup:

A customer inside Porfirio’s II Pizza in the Skyline Shopping Center in Levittown shot two alleged robbers Tuesday night.

I’ve gotten pizza from that place! And the gas station across the street is my preferred fill-up. The Wawa behind that shop is my Wawa! All this went down in walking distance from my front doorstep:

“The two male robbers apparently told the employees and the customer to get on the ground. They began pistol-whipping the customer. At that point, the customer produced a handgun and shot both of the robbers,” Bartorilla told reporters just before midnight Tuesday.

Good on him. He didn’t let them take control of his person.

The deceased robber was shot in the chest and the seriously injured robber was shot in the shoulder and the neck, the chief said.

Not bad shooting. He landed a clean center-of-mass hit on one and did hit the other. I’m wondering if he was aiming for the other guy’s gourd and the shot went a little low.

This is not the first time we’ve had an armed robbery around these parts. This robbery was right up the street from me and happened right after I moved here. Only a few months ago, two New Jersey residents found out the hard way that robbing mom and pop pharmacies on this side of the Delaware entails a bit more risk than they are used to on their side.

I’m not kidding, this really is a quiet suburb, but shit can go down anywhere, so carry your guns, folks. I’m glad this guy, whoever he is, did. I’d much rather hear about the meat wagon getting called out to cart off a dead robber than dead customers and employees.

5 Responses to “Carry Your Guns, Folks: Robbery in My ‘Hood”

  1. Ian Argent says:

    Concealed carrier draws and shoots two robbers with their weapons already to hand. So much for “you can’t outdraw the bad guys.”

    Fortune favors the prepared mind.

  2. Zermoid says:

    Never underestimate the power of the element of surprise!
    Closest I’ve come to a armed robbery was several years ago a friend and were heading into town to pick up some groceries, he decided to get some smokes at the local tobacco store first. When we got to the grocery store the cops were just pulling up and we found out the place had just been robbed.
    Smoking quite possibly let me live longer!
    I was carrying, but only a 380 at the time, dunno how it would have gone down against 2 dudes with a shotgun and a pistol….

  3. dwb says:

    Baltimore is getting ready to pass a ban on “replica” firearms, aka bb guns and airsoft guns, to stop robbery.

    You cannot make this stuff up.

  4. Robert says:

    Was just at Sesame Place not long ago. Right in your neighborhood!

  5. Merle says:

    How is the local media painting this one?

    Merle

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