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You’re Doing it Wrong

This guy will be a candidate for a Darwin Award:

The victim reportedly held three handguns to his head and pulled the trigger, explaining that firearms are safe when they’re not loaded. A fatal bullet was discharged from the third gun.

I’m pretty sure the lesson here is don’t take gun safety advice from this guy.

16 Responses to “You’re Doing it Wrong”

  1. jkp says:

    ‘Fraid he’s ineligible for the Darwin Award, since the article said he already had kids.

  2. ctd says:

    It also mentioned he’d been drinking all day.

    Anyone notice the GF doing CPR on shot-in-the-head guy? Like a mechanic saying “I couldn’t fix the brakes, so I made the horn louder…”

  3. Joethefatman™ says:

    Hold my beer a minute.

  4. great unknown says:

    The “victim”??? I can think of many things to call this guy, but victim is not one of them.

  5. Greg in Allston says:

    “I’m pretty sure the lesson here is don’t take gun safety advice from this guy.” That problem self-corrected.

  6. Archer says:

    I’m pretty sure that violates all Four Rules, there.

    • KM says:

      All except for rule 2…he was willing after all to destroy his head.
      That isn’t necessarily a bad outcome for the rest of the universe.

  7. brian says:

    i have not had any alcohol for over 30 years. and i was an exceptionally stupid drunk. still, i can’t remember violating all 5 of the 4 rules at once.

  8. chiefjaybob says:

    Well, technically he was right: it was only the loaded gun that killed him…..

  9. Defens says:

    Isn’t it weird and coincidental how, for example, you always find something that you’ve been looking for in the last place you check? Or in this case, the loaded gun was the last one he tried? Mind-boggling. :)

    • Merle says:

      1. why would you keep checking AFTER you found whatever it was?
      2. no chance at all he was gonna try a fourth gun!

  10. Echo says:

    Please, please keep this spam. It’s a better comment in context than a lot of real ones.

  11. Patrick says:

    Seriously?

    What’s wrong with “hold my beer”?

    ;)

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