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The Zombies are Coming

I’ve been of the opinion that the whole Zombie thing has pretty much jumped the shark, but then you end up with a naked guy chewing someone’s face off in Southern Florida. The Obama campaign has immediately launched a task force figuring out how to corner this important, and soon to be growing, constituency.

7 Responses to “The Zombies are Coming”

  1. Bill Baldwin says:

    In other news, President Obama was overheard saying “if I had a zombie, he’s look just like that man in Florida.”

  2. Chas Clifton says:

    Somewhere in the Miami area, Carl Hiaasen is staring out the window wondering if he can ever write fiction again.

    • Patrick says:

      Ha! I was thinking the same thing when I read that story yesterday!

      I am sure Zombie-Man 2012 will make a guest appearance in one of Carl’s next books. Or more likely his publisher just stopped the presses for his current book, just so the opening could be re-written.

      Carl is required reading for anyone who does more than a vacation or two in Florida.

  3. Overload in CO says:

    Obama is from Chicago. He already knows how to bring out the dead vote.

  4. Great Wall of Texas says:

    If President Obama had a son, would he look like Rudy Eugene?

    Just asking.

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