A Congressional Solution to Deficits
Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger
While this bit of humor from the Onion might be good for a chuckle, it probably wouldn’t be the worst idea actual members of Congress have proposed in real life.
Additionally, the Dept. of H&HS would like to suggest you “leave a good-looking corpse” to cut down on mortician fees as part of your final expenses.