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Ban Caffeine

It’s for the children.

You can have my caffeine when you pry it from…you get the idea.  Guns and knives clearly aren’t enough for the nanny state, now their residents want the goverment to keep them from caffeine because it’s easier than controlling their children.

2 Responses to “Ban Caffeine”

  1. Graumagus says:

    What in the hell was an 11 year old doing shopping by himself anyway? My son is 11, he does not enter a store without a parent, period.

  2. Ian Argent says:

    The literal nanny state to watch over your kid. Tragic, but it’s not the government’s job to raise your kids.

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