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Biden Eases Burden on Secret Service

Our Vice President reminds us on this 101st day of the Obama Administration that we could have, in fact, made a worse electoral decision. Instead of keeping on his talking points about Obama’s “enchanting moments,” he used his time on the Today show this morning to unleash his inner survivalist.

Joe Biden tells Americans that they should no longer take public transportation, fly on commercial airlines, or sit in “enclosed” classrooms. I’m sure that will really help the struggling economy. Politico tells us that the Administration has promised a forthcoming “clarifying statement.” According to one account on Twitter, even the show’s hosts were wondering why Biden just asked America to stop using public transportation.

3 Responses to “Biden Eases Burden on Secret Service”

  1. Arnie says:

    Twenty years ago I thought Biden had a formidable mind, but now he makes Mr. G.W. Bush sound eloquent.

  2. Arnie says:

    Just curious, does anyone think this gaffe will show up on David Letterman’s “Famous Moments in Vice Presidential Speeches”? I don’t.

  3. Diogenes Online says:

    This would be hilarious if it weren’t for that “one heartbeat away” thing…

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