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The Witches of New York

This is hilarious:

Once upon a time, there was a little State called New York.  And in this land lived a lot of witches. One day the biggest witch, Hillary Clinton announced that she was leaving and going to the White House where she could personally service the King.  That left another witch happy and wringing her hands. “Surely without Hillary I am now the fairest of all the New York reps” thought witch McCarthy.  So she went to her magic mirror and prayed, “mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest New York Congress critter of them all?” As she sat there in glee waiting for the expected answer, she was almost knocked to the floor when Chucky Schumer appeared in the mirror and pronounced “why it is representative Kirsten Gillibrand of course!”

It just gets better from there.

3 Responses to “The Witches of New York”

  1. Rwilson452 says:

    I wish I had McCarthy’s personal EMail address. I would love to send it to her.

  2. mariner says:

    Thank you!

    I laughed so hard I could hardly tope this.

  3. mariner says:

    Well, OK.

    I couldn’t type this.

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